$ROBEN
HUD
He steals from the rich. He fumbles it to the poor. He does not know what a candlestick is. Neither do you. Perfect match.
not financial advice. not any advice. we can barely read.
STEAL A BAG BEFORE HE DOES
Copy the contract, throw money at it, close the app, cry. In that order.
THE LORE (kinda)
Long ago, a sweaty man in a green hat walked into a dungeon looking for gold. Instead he found a glowing green chip that whispered "Robinhood chain" and immediately made him poorer.
He couldn't read the whitepaper (there isn't one). He aped anyway. Now he robs from the smart money and fumbles it directly into the poor. That's it. That's the coin.
"I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm up bad and I feel powerful"
— ROBEN HUD, probably
HOW TO APE (4 dumb steps)
GET A WALLet
Download a wallet you'll forget the password to. Fund it. Congrats, you're the exit liquidity.
GET SOME COINS
Buy the base token on the Robinhood chain. Yes it's a real chain. Probably. Don't @ us.
COPY THE CA
Grab the contract address up top. Paste it in the DEX. Ignore every warning like a true legend.
APE & COPE
Hit buy. Set slippage to 'yolo'. Screenshot the green candle. Marry it. Never sell.
TOKENOMICS 🧠
Our financial model was drawn on a tavern napkin between beers. It checks out. Trust.
- 🏹 Ape Supply (you)90%
- 🍺 Tavern & Marketing5%
- 🦌 Team (bought a deer)3%
- 🤷 We lost track of the rest2%
LP locked, keys burned, brain cells also burned. Renounced everything including responsibility.
JOIN THE MERRY DEGENS
We cheers to every green candle and cope through every red one. Together. Loudly.